I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

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"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

What Customers Say About I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell:

Have you ever been drunk. Have you ever screwed over somebody. Have you ever done stupid things with your friends. Have you visited a strip club. Have you ever had a stupid, lame, one-night stand.If you answered "yes" to any of the above, save your $16 and do not throw away precious hours of your life. It IS that boring.

It was finished 2 days after it arrived. I was on a 24 hr duty one night and found a copy of this book in the duty desk. I'm not much of a reader, I can never stay interested in a book but this book is absolutely hilarious. I started reading it and before my post was over I had read almost 200 pages into the book. I wanted to finish it but I had to leave it in the desk the first thing I did was order a copy online. So, for it to be funny you have to have a immature sense of humor, if you're some stuck up liberal you'll hate this book, if your a prude snobby girl, you'll hate this book. If you see Tucker as a menace or as disgusting then you're just blind, an idiot, or you lived a sheltered life because this is simply put the reality of todays youth and how we date/live our lives until we are ready to settle down when we want to.I highly recommend this book to all male military personnel, especially Marines seeing as we all know we're the ones that get the most tail.

This book is hilarious. Tucker Max says only what most people are too scared to say. Love it.

This was my entertainment when I was working out on the bike and elliptical machine at the gym. It is entertaining, but this treats people like crap, yet I want to read more. Dunno, it was entertaining, so I guess I give it a positive review.

Take a well off, well educated young man, and let him tell stories of sexual conquest and practical jokes. Some parts are funny, some parts are cruel, as he abuses friends, and leaves the scene fairly unscathed, hence the title. "I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell." Most college students could write at least one chapter of this book, which would be more than enough but it just keeps coming to the point of being redundant.